Commercial Break (but not a break from the madness)
Joes Mustard Farm
(Joe stands on stage looking like a hillbilly)
Joe: Howdy, I'm Joe, an' this is Joe's mustard farm. Now is ya chance ta meet a famuos person. If ya win this contest hea, I will personally delliver two tons o' mustard to ya front door. All ya have ta do is send us a picture of ya favorite truck. The truck that looks the mos' like a redneck's truck will win! Thank ya'll!
(Joe stands on stage looking like a hillbilly)
Joe: Howdy, I'm Joe, an' this is Joe's mustard farm. Now is ya chance ta meet a famuos person. If ya win this contest hea, I will personally delliver two tons o' mustard to ya front door. All ya have ta do is send us a picture of ya favorite truck. The truck that looks the mos' like a redneck's truck will win! Thank ya'll!
posted by The Little Blue Garden Nome From Mars at 4:49 PM
2 Comments:
I ain't got no truck, but I sho' could use a dab o' mustard on my sangwich!
YA just gotta take a picta of the wossname's truck down tha there road
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