The little blue knome show, episode 1
Announcer: Hello, and welcome to the one, the only, Little
Blue Garden Knome From Mars Show! Here we will seek his infinite knowledge and discover the secrets of the universe and the meaning of the word, dare I say it... CHEESE ( big gasp from radio in plain sight.) And now, I am pleased to present, THE LITTLE BLUE GARDEN (puff puff as he takes a breath break) KNOME FROM MARS!!!!!( applause ehcoes throughout the empty stadium from the radio.)
{ I walk out onto the platform.}
Knome: Ho there! Now, I will begin our show with an interesting topic of discussion. And acting as the defender of modern science is Dr Big Glasses, the top world studier thing. I argue Dr. Glasses, that the world is not a sphere, or a disk. It is a cube, and I can prove it.
Dr.: Well that is a really absurd Idea. Of course the world is round, and I can prove that!
K: Really, well then, state your reasons.
Dr.:If you were to fly a plane from a certain spot, and fly directly north, south, east, or west, you would wind up in the same spot if you kept traveling.
K: HAHAHA!!! Yes, that is true, but what you dont realize is that at the ends of the earth, there is an invisible portal that transports you to the other side when you pass through. You feel no different as you change, nad if you stood halfway through, you would be standing in two places at once.
Dr.: Well now, that can't be true!
K: Prove why not.
Dr.: When we look at the earth through satellite images, it shows the earth as a sphere.
K: Have you ever heard of the government? They don't want people to know too much, they loose power that way, so they bug the sattelites so that on earth, they show pictures, but in zero gravity, they show computer generated images of a spherical earth.
Dr. But what about astronaughts? They report that the Earth is round.
K: Ah yes, they do, but the gov't intercepts your radio and changes it, and brainwashes them afterward so instead of reports of a square Earth, it comes out as a round one.
Dr.: Yes but... I... And you... I WASN'T PREPARED TO ARGUE THIS!!!!! IT'S NOT A REASONABLE DEBATE!!!
K: Were all mad here, nothing's reasonable.
A: And so Knome has now won the first debate of this show. Goodbye!
Blue Garden Knome From Mars Show! Here we will seek his infinite knowledge and discover the secrets of the universe and the meaning of the word, dare I say it... CHEESE ( big gasp from radio in plain sight.) And now, I am pleased to present, THE LITTLE BLUE GARDEN (puff puff as he takes a breath break) KNOME FROM MARS!!!!!( applause ehcoes throughout the empty stadium from the radio.)
{ I walk out onto the platform.}
Knome: Ho there! Now, I will begin our show with an interesting topic of discussion. And acting as the defender of modern science is Dr Big Glasses, the top world studier thing. I argue Dr. Glasses, that the world is not a sphere, or a disk. It is a cube, and I can prove it.
Dr.: Well that is a really absurd Idea. Of course the world is round, and I can prove that!
K: Really, well then, state your reasons.
Dr.:If you were to fly a plane from a certain spot, and fly directly north, south, east, or west, you would wind up in the same spot if you kept traveling.
K: HAHAHA!!! Yes, that is true, but what you dont realize is that at the ends of the earth, there is an invisible portal that transports you to the other side when you pass through. You feel no different as you change, nad if you stood halfway through, you would be standing in two places at once.
Dr.: Well now, that can't be true!
K: Prove why not.
Dr.: When we look at the earth through satellite images, it shows the earth as a sphere.
K: Have you ever heard of the government? They don't want people to know too much, they loose power that way, so they bug the sattelites so that on earth, they show pictures, but in zero gravity, they show computer generated images of a spherical earth.
Dr. But what about astronaughts? They report that the Earth is round.
K: Ah yes, they do, but the gov't intercepts your radio and changes it, and brainwashes them afterward so instead of reports of a square Earth, it comes out as a round one.
Dr.: Yes but... I... And you... I WASN'T PREPARED TO ARGUE THIS!!!!! IT'S NOT A REASONABLE DEBATE!!!
K: Were all mad here, nothing's reasonable.
A: And so Knome has now won the first debate of this show. Goodbye!
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