Star Wars: The Movie Menace

Ok, im sorry to all you nerds out there, but i just have the urge to pound on star wars for a minute. The movies are so pathetic! They're about a galaxy full of flat faced knuckleheads that fight each other with flashlights. For example. Mace Windu: famouse jedi knight and all around Bozo. He goes to fight the lord of the sith, and takes only three measly little whimps who get killed before the battles halfay over! If I was that guy, I'd bring the whole freakin' jedi army! And then he sits there and lets Anakin try to talk him out of it! I'd have killed the miserable little demon before Anakin could say anything about it! And when he is sitting there force lightning me, I'd have kicked him in a tender place and that would be the end of that! And Anakin! The rockhead kills people and then goes and CRIES about it! And when he finds out about the emperor, he sits there and just POINTS the lightsaber at him. I'd have lopped the stupid mongrels head off on the spot! And he has the bright idea that if he strangles Padme, he will save her from death. She begs him to go with her and leave the sith behind, but noo! He has to freakin kill her! Heck, if she asked me the same thing id be like, Shure! You're word is law girl! And OBI WAN! what a geek. He pulls a freakin gun on Grievous. and he calls himself a jedi. Pathetic. And while anakin is sitting there, strangling him, he just sits there! Shure, Anakin is holding his Saber arm, but you can still move youre wrist! He could of lopped anakins head off right there, but he sits there. I hope George Lucas reads this, and takes a hint in any further movies he makes.

Star Wars: The Movie Menace

Ok, im sorry to all you nerds out there, but i just have the urge to pound on star wars for a minute. The movies are so pathetic! They're about a galaxy full of flat faced knuckleheads that fight each other with flashlights. For example. Mace Windu: famouse jedi knight and all around Bozo. He goes to fight the lord of the sith, and takes only three measly little whimps who get killed before the battles halfay over! If I was that guy, I'd bring the whole freakin' jedi army! And then he sits there and lets Anakin try to talk him out of it! I'd have killed the miserable little demon before Anakin could say anything about it! And when he is sitting there force lightning me, I'd have kicked him in a tender place and that would be the end of that! And Anakin! The rockhead kills people and then goes and CRIES about it! And when he finds out about the emperor, he sits there and just POINTS the lightsaber at him. I'd have lopped the stupid mongrels head off on the spot! And he has the bright idea that if he strangles Padme, he will save her from death. She begs him to go with her and leave the sith behind, but noo! He has to freakin kill her! Heck, if she asked me the same thing id be like, Shure! You're word is law girl! And OBI WAN! what a geek. He pulls a freakin gun on Grievous. and he calls himself a jedi. Pathetic. And while anakin is sitting there, strangling him, he just sits there! Shure, Anakin is holding his Saber arm, but you can still move youre wrist! He could of lopped anakins head off right there, but he sits there. I hope George Lucas reads this, and takes a hint in any further movies he makes.

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