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The Little Blue Garden Knome From Mars Show 2

Announcer: Welcome back to the Little Blue Garden (Puff Puff!!) Knom From Mars Show!!! In our last episode, Knome won his first debate against Dr. Big Glasses, thereby proving that the world is in fact a cube, and that people in Antarctica don't walk upside down, contrary to popular belief, but mostly because there isn't anybody on antarctica anyways. Today, we will unlock the true meaning of the word, I hate to say this in public, CHEESE!!!
Knome: Hello everyone!!! Now that we are all here, let's begin our topic of discusion. Allow me to Hallucinate: There is a word that everyone knows, but no one knows what it truly means. That word is ... CHEESE!!! Don't be frightened, just hear me out. The meaning of the word is deep and meaningfull. The meaning includes everyone, man and woman, child, and the opposite of those guys, it involves the freedoms of every lizard on the rock in the middle of the sahara, if there even is one. It involves(eth) the dream that I dreamteth the other night(eth), and the one that the(eth) guy that got(eth) shot(eth) dreamteth the night(eth) a long(eth) time ago(eth). It involves the hope that me and my neighbor can sit at the table of brotherhood and enjoy a good food fight(eth). (sorry, I had to do it) It includes Life, Liberty, And The Persuit Of Happiness!!!!, but mostly, it just means a hunk of moldy milk. But then again, what's the difference?
Announcer: So, is that it? is that the meaning of the word cheese?
Knome: Have you ever wondered what color Black Holes really are?
Announcer: What, Wha...????
Knome: I mean if you get right down to it, it really doesn't matter if the ham sandwich won the super bowl at all.
Announcer: ?????
Knome: Come on, think! I was a whiz at calculus in fourth grade.
Announcer: Wha? Who? Why? ???!!!
Knome: And all the while, they never realized that bubble gum was actually...
Announcer: What are you doing?!!!
Knome: They could hear the gun cock as the hunter cocked his weapon, and expected to get their lungs blown out any minute now...
Announcer: Knome!!!!
Knome: Faloobadahacornafuemensargwha????
Announcer: ???
Kmome: FALOOBADAHACORNAFUEMENSARGWHA!!!!???
Announcer: Parakeet!!! You've been messing with the scripts again havent you!!??!!!
Parakeet: No!!! It was Mrs. Woodall this ti...
Announcer: HaHA!!!!I knew it was You!!!!
Mrs Woodall: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!